you're a cunt

When someone takes your last piece of candy

Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt

by Ghostie Ghost May 06, 2018

you're a cunt

The funniest hypocritical statement of his life

(When he gets offended over a joke even though he actively mocks what i do in my life)

You do woodwork as course then i mock him over his operator status then says you're a cunt

by Bornk87 June 03, 2021

You're a cunt

Say this to people only if they are being the highest form of an asshole to people.
Cunt is the top of the ladder of annoying. It goes from dickhead to asshole then to cunt.
You can't get any higher than cunt.

Oi kyle, you're a cunt... Ya got that?

by Maxcrackers November 04, 2020

You're mad cunt

Its basically a aussie slang which means "you're crazy"

"Oh my god you're mad cunt for doing that"

"Your mad bro"

by slayqueens June 08, 2022

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025