Ancient craft carried out around the world, often using gloves called chorns. Nowadays, yarndling attracts a fair amount of attention, especially in the summer months, and it is not unusual for tourists to travel to those areas where yarndling is still performed. Since 1938, the British Isles Yarndling Association (patron: Prince Charles) has overseen all competitive threading activities.
The results of the threading competition had been posted in the East Grinstead Community Centre and Graham was pleased that his yarndling exploits had earned him second place, despite the rusty bevelling on his cotter pins.
Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.
" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."
"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!
A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
When your girl is on her way out the door you claim “Wait! Today is a special Dae! Take this side step” As you extend your power pole into her and destroying her insides.
I asked my girlfriend to try “The YaroG” and vaulted onto her while “The wholesquad was going BAKA!