yarmouth maine 

a suburb of portland, located on the coast, victorian homes, many churches, pleasant main street, green park, clean rivers, delorme map company (world's largest rotating globe), great schools, good athletics (frequent state champions in lacrosse, soccer, hockey), over sexed teens, home to the most popular festival in maine; the clam festival, maine's premium pagan ritual. swimming at the cousins isle beach is chic, boozing on the islands is a constant, marijuana is popular. arguably the best town to live in maine with a small population, great schools, good athletics, excellent location, low crime rate, no meth, little snobbery and a surplus of attractive people.

"there is too much meth and poop in this town, we should move to a town like yarmouth maine, where the women are hour-glassed shaped and the men leave the sleeves on their shirts"

yarmouth maine by bobby knewport February 9, 2007