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yard carrot

The act of painting your entire body orange from head to toe, dying your hair green, and laying completely naked in your neighbors lawn, remaining still until something or someone unwillingly moves you.
Yeah man, I got arrested for being a yard carrot in Geoff's yard yesterday...
by Rocker45673 August 2, 2021
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