yankees fan

n; a front runner, a cocky homo loving(jeter) loser who "likes" the yankees so he has a chance to indentify with the glory and victory he will never achieve in his own life.

a snobby rich stock broker who knows nothing about baseball yet sits front row all season long who sneers at anyone who beats the yankees, parading yankees history as his own feat saying, " 26 championships" a glorified version of " scoreboard"

by webster October 15, 2003

yankees fan

The most intelligent and rabid of all baseball fans. The hatred other fans have for them is masked franchise envy from which they will never get over even after an afterlife of therapy.

That guy really knows baseball it makes sense he's a yankees fan.

by zippogun May 19, 2007

Yankee Fan

A person who dare not enter Boston without a flak jacket and a gun.

by Anonymous October 05, 2003

Yankee Fan

Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.

Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!

by Dick Shannery April 14, 2019

Yankee Fan

The only people in the world who will brag about events that happened 20+ years before they were born.

Yankee Fan: Who cares that we can't win even with all these huge free agent signings, 26 rings man! WOOHOO! Talk to me when you've won 20 more rings!! YEAH!!

Any other fan: Yeah... you must have been going crazy during those title runs in the 40s man...

by ThunderstruckX44 July 16, 2006

yankee fan

any female who knows less about baseball than a donkey

Man: How many outs are there in an inning?
Female: Four.
Man: How many strikes to an out?
Female: Seven.
Man: How many innings in a game?
Female: Five.
Man: Team?
Female: I'm a YANKEE FAN!!

by MetFan85 October 20, 2005

yankee fan

Typically found still living in his mom's home in Jersey even at middle age, an utterly unaccomplished individual that derives his self-worth exclusively from sports teams in the New York/New Jersey area, and in particular the achievements of the New York Yankee baseball team.

See also: loser, wanker, gobshite

The yankee fan was seized with the panic of self-loathing when the Red Sox won the World Series as he realized that the Yankees had not won it all in many years.

by desmond November 23, 2004