yall need jesus

when someone is so stupid they need jesus to help guide their ways

I had to tell this guy rahim yall need jesus because he was so stupid

by aolifie June 5, 2014

y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help

Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014