yalex 

a monkey hornball sex toy. used for sensual sex. can sing play anytime for a grape or banana. sold in canada.

Alejo was bored yesterday so he bought a yalex.

yalex by wyle (L) anal April 10, 2008

Yalex 

Yalex is the most awkward yet cute ship. Yalex can be seen bonding over Teen Wolf,chocolate chip cookies and awkward dad jokes. They can be seen using similar phrases and words,such as "AHH",":")" and keyboard smashes. No one knows what Yalex is,even Yalex themselves.

I wish we were as cute as Yalex

Yalex by yalexshipper August 31, 2017

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

that whole Yale thing by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011

Yale Michigan 

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

Yale Michigan makes me depressed.

Yale Michigan by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019

Yale Mary 

The act of applying to a prestigious university with a low acceptance rate (such as Harvard or Yale) without additionally applying to a designated "safety school" or having a back-up plan in case the chosen school does not accept the applicant-- similarly to the Hail Mary play in football.

"So what schools are you applying to?"
- "Just Princeton, yolo man..."
"What about your safety school man, that place has like a 10% acceptance rate!"
- "Nah man, I'm pulling a Yale Mary!"

Yale Mary by Letsmovetocanada November 20, 2013

The Yale Scale 

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.

*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.

Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.

The Yale Scale by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011

Yale Law School 

The most prestigious law school in America and perhaps even the world. Yale Law School has been consistently ranked the best law school in the country for the past thirty some years and is well revered for its immensely successful and notable alumni, all of whom are perhaps colloquially regarded as the best of the best lawyers in America. Yale Law School is also considered the most difficult law school to get into with an acceptance rate usually hovering at around 9%.

Boss "My son's going to insert law school
Father "My sons going to Yale Law School"
Boss"..."

Yale Law School by LegallyBrunette December 5, 2017