Yasbert is as spicy as his name sounds. He will talk your ear off and wow you with his undeniable wit and charm. He always has an ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on. He is humble but only because he doesn’t have to show the world what an awesome, loving and caring person he is… he already knows it. He is adverse to vegetables but is willing to try almost anything at least once, especially alcoholic beverages. If you know a Yasbert, hold onto him and never let him go.
“I was so excited when Yasbert came to visit. I knew we’d have a good time!”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).