When you hire a Japanese man (preferably from the Yakuza) to fondle your balls as you sit in a jacuzzi.
Ivan: Have you been on Craigslist recently?
Jack: No, why?
Ivan: You can now hire Japanese men to fondle your balls... but they require you to have a jacuzzi.
Jack: WTF
Ivan: It’s amazing, I call it a Yacuzzi!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).