someone who talks way too much, conveying too much detail that was NOT needed. they
genuinely think it’s
interesting too, when you’re just zoning out waiting for them to
stop talking. it’s a TMI without the gross part, a STFU.
zack: “i like your jacket!
where did you get it from?”
adriana: “well this fabric was made in the 1930s, but kept getting recycled more and more and theres a brand called refurbish and it was only twent-“
zack: “dude, you’re being such a YAPATRON
right now. just tell me
the brand.”