Xefe, an incompetent person who cant stop playing valorant and says the most offensive shit for no reason because "its a joke". if you ever meet a xefe jump through the nearest window and run away.
Guy 1: Hey who's that?
Guy2: Oh that's xefe.
Guy 1: *Jumps through window*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'