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xdarkestx 

XDaRkEsTx is a name given to someone who is renowned for their ability to consume large quantities of tea and crumpets. XDaRkEsTs are often ridiculed for their embarassingly small penises. XDaRkEsTX is also the IRC nickname of the leader of Team Oblivion, RuneScape's best PKing clan.
Zelfhar: Where's XDaRkEsTx? We're warring Brutality in 5 minutes!

Bobsac: He'll brb, he's just making some tea and crumpets.
xdarkestx by TheRSKid September 23, 2010
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xdankest_boi

The dankest of the dank, god of the universe, meme page admin, lord and saviour of the depressed.
AMEN
lil n*gro: do you follow xdankset_boi on instagram ?
grandma: no lil n*gro, who is this?
lil n*gro: then you dont belong any longer to this family. *dabs*

lil whiteass: omg are you xdankest_boi?
xdankest_boi: yes *dabs*
xdankest_boi by YeroZoke May 31, 2018
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xDarkstalker 

The day xDarkstalker started krunker, he knew he would pick a senpai. So he searched everywhere looking for the perfect senpai until he found Genchy Genchy had a big dick, and was good at krunker.io Dark then Joined the clan cosmo, and thru practice in krunker, was able to get the comp ready role, and Tester role, by beating Genchy in a 1v1 10-2. He then Knifed him every round, making him rage quit. Now, xDarkstalker is Genchy's senpai. Genchy hopes to have as big of a dick and as sexy as xDarkstalker. Yello is perverted. Kyozi needs to give xDarkstalker TEAM VEGA comp. ZecoG xDarkstalker needs to win his kr giveaway. Cosmo is better than every single clan, especially LLTKandVanity. We do not see Vanity and LLTK at a threat. Kingboneless1 is sexy too. xDarkstalker is the sexiest straight man alive.
How to use xDarkstalker in a sentence: xDarkstalker is senpai
xDarkstalker is sexy xDarkstalker is SMEKSY
xDarkstalker by xDarkstalker May 18, 2020

xdankest_boi

Is xdankest_boi really the dankest?
8ball: Yes
xdankest_boi by assassin02 June 18, 2018
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