XDaRkEsTx is a name given to someone who is renowned for their ability to consume large quantities of tea and crumpets. XDaRkEsTs are often ridiculed for their embarassingly small penises. XDaRkEsTX is also the IRC nickname of the leader of Team Oblivion, RuneScape's best PKing clan.
Zelfhar: Where's XDaRkEsTx? We're warring Brutality in 5 minutes!
Bobsac: He'll brb, he's just making some tea and crumpets.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'