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x off by Malffy Hernandes August 22, 2007
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Xoffee
Pronounced like "zoffee"
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
1. Seth: Hey man what kind of coffee is this? It's so sweet and sugary!
Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!
Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!
2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?
Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?
Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
Matt: Man, this is xoffee, I just added a ton of creamer and sugar!
Seth: Insane! This is better than coffee!
2. Her: Did you pick me up any xoffee?
Him: Xoffee? You mean coffee?
Her: Oops I mispelled it. Yea, coffee! Well, did you...
Xoffer
-pronounced "zoffer" (as in xylophone) as opposed to ex-offer.
Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".
Shortened or slang version of "christopher". Similar to how Christmas is shortened to Xmas. Removing the "Christ" from Christopher and replacing with an "X" then converting the "ph" to double "f".
Xoffer by xoffersarnia February 3, 2010
Xoffee
1. A type of coffee made to be purposely very sweet. Usually made by adding a large excess of sugar and/or creamer.
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
2. A common mistake of spelling "coffee".
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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