when you get so bored you start typing random patterns of the keyboard into urban dictionary, find one that isn't defined, and make a definition for it.
bet you thought you were real clever huh? bet you thought this one wouldn't have a definition huh?
bet you thought you were real clever huh? bet you thought this one wouldn't have a definition huh?
A: dude i can't believe wsvfyhkpqazxcdertgbnmjuiol has a definition.
B: you're that bored? come on man, go do whatever you're supposed to be doing right now. even if it sucks.
A: i dunno...
B: if you don't think you can start, just do 5 minutes! that's already infinitely more progress than doing nothing. i promise you can do this, good luck.
A: thanks, i'll do 5 minutes right now!
A: in case it was not clear, i'm a substitution for the person reading this. you, go do your work. you got this my man.
B: you're that bored? come on man, go do whatever you're supposed to be doing right now. even if it sucks.
A: i dunno...
B: if you don't think you can start, just do 5 minutes! that's already infinitely more progress than doing nothing. i promise you can do this, good luck.
A: thanks, i'll do 5 minutes right now!
A: in case it was not clear, i'm a substitution for the person reading this. you, go do your work. you got this my man.
by violet111 May 28, 2021