wronked

V. 1. To have hobbled someone with a knife
2. To have farted in a Ford ranger with a standarded cab with the heat on.
3. To do something either extremely awesome or totally underwhelming for your charater
4. To be used in place of any other verb

1. Yo, last night, I was playing "Dead Rising" and all I had was the Hunting knife so I had to wronked my way through the crowd of zombies.
2. Dude did you just Wronked, my windows are broke, prick.
3. Hey man when you jumped of that roof, it was totally Wronked.
4. You Wronked man you, why don't you just wronked on down to go fuck yourself store, and well, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

by Jon "working class" Mehrhoff January 4, 2007

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

Wronker

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)

"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"

by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006

Wronkey

A word describing something that is wrong, messed up, nasty, etc. Similar to 'Ratchet' but worse.

Friend 1: That girl's body is bangin'.

Friend 2: Yeah, but her face is straight wronkey, bro.

by Griffers and Mich January 9, 2013

wonked

The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"

"Man, I'm wonked"
"Yeah, I'm pretty wonked too, man"

by Alex Burchfield January 19, 2007

wonked

like messed up or something

man ur teeth look wonked

by emma chaplips April 20, 2019

Willy Wonked

When someone throws a frisbee and it hits you on the head.

I got willy wonked by my freind shaun.

by 7chan September 23, 2019