wrong johns 

noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".

You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."

Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".

wrong johns by sam skrambel July 20, 2009

Johnathan Wong 

A God who cam down from the heavens to see a mortal who was unmatched in beauty and heart in any universe. Before that he had a fine life of a player of all female both mortal and goddess. The moment he saw her it was love/lust at first sight along with a bet of a dare.

Damn bro Johnathan Wong just couldn't resist that girl lily. I can see why he left heaven tho

Johnathan Wong by FrosTsXNINEall March 22, 2020