Irish wristwatch

The act of taking your cock and balls and wrapping them around your wrist

Yo I got so high last night that I gave myself an Irish wristwatch

by Dan V and Nicky g September 15, 2020

Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.

I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!

by Nick December 12, 2003

irish wristwatch

One of the many words in the english language that you can not say without sounding like an idiot.

'Dude! Try and say Irish Rishwatsh!' 'Whaaat?' 'Irish... Wristwatch.. IRISH WRISTWATCH'

by km_2002 February 11, 2009

Bohemian Wristwatch

An extremely vigorous back handed masturbation performed by a wife on her husband while he is still half asleep

I was dozing off when I asked my wife what the time was. You can imagine my surprise when she produced the bohemian wristwatch

by Lord CJ Smythe the 1st January 6, 2021

Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

mexican wristwatch

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".

What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!

by Mark Amato October 10, 2003