wormalitis 

Uncontrollable body spasms.

Causes: methamphetamine

Did you see that guy flopping around on the ground!? He must of had "wormalitis".

wormalitis by Mat-nade-O May 18, 2021

Womanitis 

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too

1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."

Womanitis by Invasian June 3, 2009

normalitis 

Normalitis is something that affects those who have a disability that makes living a normal life almost impossible. Having to live life that way can be very frustrating. Sometimes a person will get tired of using the things that are there to help them live more comfortably. Instead of using those things, they opted to push themselves more than they should. They'll to try to live the way most normal, healthy & able-bodied people are able to do without a problem. Unfortunately sometimes they end up worse off, at the very least, for a few days. That's what it means for a person to have a case of normalitis.

After getting a case of normalitis; for 3 days I have been trying to recover, but I'm still stuck in bed!

normalitis by momof4kdss May 4, 2016