wormalitis 

Uncontrollable body spasms.

Causes: methamphetamine

Did you see that guy flopping around on the ground!? He must of had "wormalitis".

wormalitis by Mat-nade-O May 18, 2021

Womanitis 

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too

1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."

Womanitis by Invasian June 3, 2009

normalitis 

Normalitis is something that affects those who have a disability that makes living a normal life almost impossible. Having to live life that way can be very frustrating. Sometimes a person will get tired of using the things that are there to help them live more comfortably. Instead of using those things, they opted to push themselves more than they should. They'll to try to live the way most normal, healthy & able-bodied people are able to do without a problem. Unfortunately sometimes they end up worse off, at the very least, for a few days. That's what it means for a person to have a case of normalitis.

After getting a case of normalitis; for 3 days I have been trying to recover, but I'm still stuck in bed!

normalitis by momof4kdss May 4, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022