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Work Event

Large social gathering, esp. one held in secret to avoid the attentions of the press, police and public.
"I want to apologise," Boris Johnson tells MPs before PMQs begins, "I believed implicitly that this was a work event"

"Which wines and cheeses should I bring to Friday's work event?"
by Pulger January 12, 2022
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work event

a social occasion, often in a person’s home or garden, at which people eat, drink, talk, dance and enjoy themselves
Did you attend that banging work event at BoJo's yesterday? Rishi was off his tits on Mexican Coke!

It was a fairly standard BYOB work event.
by Ian_Cognito January 12, 2022
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Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man
"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"
by Henrey S July 4, 2020
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i dont even wanna work

When one refuses to complete the given task assigned to him/her by the authorative figure. Often in school.
Jordan: "I don't even wanna work..."
A.J.: "I don't know, what would I say?"
Brendan: "You're a titmouse."
by Brendan Cook May 21, 2004
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