work break 

Brief interval between answering/generating funny/rude email, checking portfolio/bank balances, chatting, shopping online, checking messengers, playing online games, getting coffee/snacks/gossip/jokes in breakroom, updating resume', smoking/snorting/chewing/shooting/huffing while appearing busy to superiors at current place of employment

'brb, Fearless Leader is heading this way, gotta take a work break'

work break by MYCRFT May 23, 2005

Kentucky work break 

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.

I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.

Kentucky work break by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020

Kentucky Work-Break 

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

Kentucky Work-Break by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004