woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia

Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!

woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

whoopie stick 

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

whoopie stick by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

wookie stick 

(n.) a bent coat hanger used to dislodge the tangle of filth and hair that builds up in shower drains. When used, the coat hanger emerges resembling Chewbacca after taking a prolonged swim in the swamps of Dagobah or, more realistically, Kaskyyyk.

My girlfriend's shower wasn't draining, and she wanted me to call a plumber for her. Instead, I just jammed a wookie stick down there and cleared up the problem real quick.

wookie stick by Philip Traum June 2, 2014