wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

wookie ass by N Barber September 18, 2014

Ass Wookie 

Large, Very Hairy Mens ass, often a brother or uncle.

holy crap did you see his butt crack when he bent over? Marks got so much hair on his ass it looks like a Wookie. yea man Mark is a big Ass Wookie.

Ass Wookie by Grimreaper8069 November 9, 2009

wookiee ass 

n., a very hairy anus, an anus that resemble's a wookiee's from Star Wars.

That guy is so hairy no way he don't have a wookiee ass. Fr Fr dude.

wookiee ass by BigDu226 November 30, 2017

woopieass 

a drunk backflipping piggy

that woopieass was pretty drunk last night, kept singing alabama ni**er at the top of his lungs.

woopieass by hckry November 27, 2018