freakishly obsessed and bitchy with someone one of the same sex
dude what the fuck!! you guys are gettin a little woofy on me?!?
by Freddyboy!! March 3, 2008
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A floating poo/crap/faece, found in a body of water ie. pool, surf.

This term was brought into existence by surfers who couldn't be bothered paddling back into shore to go to the toilet.
Damn, that last wave scared the woofies out of me!

Yeah, whatever you dirty woofie!
by AfroDitee January 7, 2004
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Furry Slang for Wolf. Commonly used by the Furry community, targeting Furries with wolf-based characters.
Furry 1: Aww, aren't you the cutest little woofy ever?!
Furry 2: Yus I is!!! *blushes*
by ArticWoofy December 18, 2011
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Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.
King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.
by King Woofy November 25, 2019
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A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.
"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons
by demon646 February 5, 2010
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"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
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Adjective
To be extremely durpy, to have the mental capacity of a drunken toddler. Generally used in a non offensive way.
Man I feel so wierd after inhaling those factory chemicals, we are being so goofy woofy.
by The goofiest woofiest April 1, 2023
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