wooden shoes

to give your "shoe" a "polish"... or handjob or masturbationing

been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?

can i polish your wooden shoe?

by mandarin strongin July 04, 2003

wooden shoe

Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.

A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"

by Hansel VanEnema January 23, 2007