Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

Wood Splitter by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

wood splitter

the wood splitter is a minnesota term that takes two guys havin sex with one girl one guy in the vagina and one guy in the anal

hey dude were goin to put a wood splitter on this chick tonight

wood splitter by bw78 January 20, 2008

WoodSplitter Fanfare 

The song that plays when you need to go take a shit really bad.

BRO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT REAL BAD BRO
"WoodSplitter Fanfare plays in the background"

WoodSplitter Fanfare by Ikonik_delta341 March 7, 2022