noun - after ass fucking a girl with a really hairy asshole, a man passes out with his dick sandwiched in her hairy butt cheeks like a hot dog and it warms hit dick like a wool sweater.
adj - the state of having one's cock stuck inside a girl's hairy asscrack
verb - to intentionally fuck a girl with a hairy asshole
noun:
6:30am
9man wakes up and finds his cock is snug in his lover's asscrack)
"Oh boy my cock is so warm, must have gotten the old woolheater last night"
adj -Ah, I got woolheater dick again! My dick smells like shit, but damn is it warm!"
verb - "I'm gonna woolheater Meredith tonight. She's got a hairry buttcrack but she lets me put my dick in her ass."
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).