Devil's definitions

Earth

A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.

"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."

by Devil October 14, 2003

Kifuful

To screw around/fuck

Jimmy will you like to kifuful with me?

by Devil October 15, 2003

Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

by Devil October 21, 2003

Trophy

Something that serves no actual purpose, yet is there to make you feel big. Such as an object given to you for winning a game, or a woman.

"This is Barbara, my trophy wife. God, I hate her."

by Devil October 22, 2003

Crush

To love someone so much that you would like to physically crush them.

1."I have a crush on so-and-so."
2."I want to crush him."

by Devil November 5, 2003

Dirty Bird

A chick who doesn't change her panties.

"Damn that bitch is one dirty muthafuckin bird"

by Devil November 29, 2003

Wood

Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.

I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.

by Devil November 29, 2003