woo woos 

The sudden and instantaneous urge to make bowel movements (take a crap, squeeze one out, etc.) Normally caused by the ingestion of coffee.

This quad frap is giving me the woo woos.

woo woos by The Chia Pet Farmer August 6, 2004

The Wee Woo's

A police car and a fire engine

What's that sound

Its the wee woo's

The Wee Woo's by Eyelessjamie11 October 3, 2020

woowoos 

an alchoholic drink made with vodka, cranberry juice, and orange juice.

Equal portions of each.

Man, those woowoos were really strong! We got so messed up!!

woowoos by Amanda Tedders September 16, 2006

woowoos 

Any vehicles that utilize sirens: ambulances, police cars, firetrucks etc.

How do you manage to get any work done here with all of those woowoos constantly going by?

woowoos by pentozali April 9, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016