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wonderstick 

penith. often 13 inches long, and whoever has one is the CHOSEN ONE.
Harry Potter has a wonderstick, for he is commonly called the CHOSEN ONE, so he must have a 13 inch long penis.
wonderstick by mrs. wonderstick January 14, 2012
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Wonderstruck 

Being struck by the feeling of wonder and enchantment after meeting someone.
"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go. I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home."
Wonderstruck by spendforever13 September 28, 2011

Wonderstruck 

That undefined feeling you get about that special someone.
"This night is sparkling, don't you let it go
I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home".
Wonderstruck by smileydancer101 November 15, 2010

wonderistic

Abby and Jay are just wonderistic together!
wonderistic by Jkjk1960 August 11, 2022

Wonderistic

When wonderful and majestic come together creating something one of a kind.
Abby and Jason are truly wonderistic together!
Wonderistic by Jkjk1960 August 11, 2022

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together

Jimmy Wonderlickass 

A Jimmy Wonderlickass is when you lie to your friends stating that another friend died just to get them to ask around if that friend really died.
Hey stop Jimmy Wonderlickassing us thats not very nice.

Am I getting Jimmy Wonderlickassed right now?
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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