Wonder-Bed 

A Wonder-Bed is a thick foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I always look forward to going to sleep in my Wonder-Bed!

Wonder-Bed by USAF Cadet October 8, 2020

wonder-bed 

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I can't wait to go to bed in my wonder-bed tonight!

wonder-bed by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm 

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

Wonder-Bed Cumgasm by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020

Wonderbeauty 

Combo of wonderful and beautiful. You know...when you’re feeling extra generous with your vocab 😉

You are wonderbeauty™️

Wonderbeauty by Valdez Murati December 30, 2018

wondered 

the best person to exist, you will be happy to be friends with him. better than arissa and jassie and everyone else, he will beat u in everying.

omg look at that guy, hes such a WONDERED

wondered by wondered December 13, 2018

small wondered 

descriptor

A term which refers to a highly intoxicated individual who is moving and/or speaking in what appears to be slow motion.

This was a frequent occurence on the short-lived 1980's sitcom "Small Wonder" in which the featured robotic child, Vicky, often ran low on power and exhibited a much slower rate of movement and speech before she completely powered down.

Margeauxx was having so much fun dancing at Bartini, but after that last shot of tequila she was totally small wondered and could only do the robot in slow motion.

I wondered why I could hear crickets all of the sudden, then I realized CJ was drunk on vodka soaked pineapple and completely small wondered.

small wondered by Margeauxx McBeavers January 28, 2011

Stevie-Wondered 

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

Stevie-Wondered by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008