Wonder weasel

A slang term for the genitalia of males and some females.

"It's not a rocketship it's a cock!a shlong! wonder weasel!"
-Robin Williams in Death to Smoochie.

by Chrissie April 28, 2003

one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

n- the penis

Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.

by The WERM January 25, 2004

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009