wombous

Scraggly boy-short red hair on a female body?...that looks 60+ years old.

My hair looks wombous!

by ImYourBoss May 3, 2009

Wombush

1. The wild, untamed pubic mane of a female who neglects to maintain her nether regions.

2. Any amount of woman's pubic hair that would qualify as bush.

Jeff: "Let's not talk about politics anymore. Let's talk about women. Andrew--bush or no bush?"
Andrew: "Aw, nobody wants the wombush!"

Jeff (later, to Katelyn on the phone): "I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But, Andrew said he really likes wombush; I just wanted to make sure he was telling the truth."
Andrew (having taken phone from Jeff): I told them you don't have wombush!

by Bukambok October 3, 2008

Wombus

The supreme state of mind that is, was, will be, and has always been and existed within everything, everyone, and everywhere, beyond mere perception of time and human comprehension.

I achieved Wombus today.

by Fat Boi Roi July 3, 2017

wombious

A great wail of agony

As the ambulance came the victim continued to let out a wombious.

by aTABLEfromIKEA March 30, 2020

Wombourne

Big village - suburban chav centre and home of the knuckle dragging Gig people. Also home of the pretend posh idiots. Owns a good Pool Bar minus the chavs.

Wombourne is mainly a chav centre apart from the few decent people like me.

by loutherockponce April 1, 2008

Wombus

when a woman has a rhombus shaped womb, implying she's a dysfunctional slut

Man, I plowed that girl last night, definitely had a wombus

by Rhina March 8, 2016

Wombus

An extremely large or fat person that makes you feel jolly because they dont realize. they think they have friends in most cases, and sometimes do, as they are so very friendly. people dont like being mean to them.

Santa Clause.

OR

girl: ewwww andy just said he likes me

best friend: uh why do you talk to him? Wombus.. seriously. he is.

girl: well yeah.. but hes so nice. i like texting him:)

best friend: okay sounds like a plan, he makes me feel jolly.

by heheimabitch September 10, 2010