1. (n) A man or woman who, whilst sexually petting a woman's vagina, inflicts sharp, agonizing pain or lesions; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
2. (v) The act of shredding, mutilating, a vaginal cavity; especially by way of unkempt fingernails.
"Like I don't even get it! Ian just shredded the inside of my vagina. I was fingered by a wolverine!"
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
"Lost my clippers last week, so I wolverined that bitch like my name was Hugh Jackman."
by Jimbothechimney October 27, 2013