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wolnb

The state of being physically or mentally unable to leave one’s bed due to extreme exhaustion, coziness, or a lack of motivation.
I really need to go to the gym, but I am currently too wolnb to even reach for my socks.
by help992334 January 11, 2026
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WolfBlitzer

To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.
Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
by sdsongster May 15, 2013
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wolfbiker

a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.

then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."

at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."

then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
by craig blisten August 6, 2007
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A Wolbes

When you are gaming with your friends and suddenly leave without telling them.

This can easily be done by pressing your power button on your console or pc, while simultaneously being in a discord call or a party.

For best effect do this during an activity that is really important or where you are needed. (Best example of this is leaving a ranked game on rainbow six siege or CSGO)
Wow he really pulled a Wolbes, what a dick.
by Woolberry December 26, 2019
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Wolbers

A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brown pubes.
wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?

beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.

as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.

the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.

hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!
by wolbs525 December 9, 2010
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wolbem

annie like to wolbem
by havalaf January 10, 2008
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wolfbiscuit

Someone who is a general oxygen bandit. Regularly gets anally penetrated and has rabies of the ass. Constantly gets his eyebrow shaved off after a big night on the cock. Also can be known as a bit of a cowboy.
That dirty fucking wolfbiscuit Kirk got fucked up the ass last night, also heard he has ass rabies. What a fucking oxygen bandit
by catweazle2011 April 20, 2011
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