a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.
then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."
at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."
then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
When you are gaming with your friends and suddenly leave without telling them.
This can easily be done by pressing your power button on your console or pc, while simultaneously being in a discord call or a party.
For best effect do this during an activity that is really important or where you are needed. (Best example of this is leaving a ranked game on rainbow six siege or CSGO)
A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brownpubes.
wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?
beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.
as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.
the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.
hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!
Someone who is a general oxygen bandit. Regularly gets anally penetrated and has rabies of the ass. Constantly gets his eyebrow shaved off after a big night on the cock. Also can be known as a bit of a cowboy.
That dirty fucking wolfbiscuit Kirk got fucked up the ass last night, also heard he has ass rabies. What a fucking oxygen bandit