A mainly freshman, all-girl dorm at Winthrop University in which girls shit in the shower, puke in the sink, leave cardboard pirates around to scare the shit out of people, and boys break into your room and drunkenly piss in your trashcan.

Girl 1: Yeah I just moved into this dorm, there was a cardboard cut out of jack sparrow in the bathroom that said the shower was out of order
Girl 2: Oh yeah, you must be in wofford

Wofford by 819ladies November 29, 2009

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Wofford College

A small, private, liberal arts college located in upstate South Carolina (Spartanburg to be exact). Also known affectionately as the new Harvard of the South which has a 13 to 1 squirrel to student ratio. School where if you are pretty, upper class, and smart you will be the norm. However, niches of diversity exist. Wofford has super accessible professors and staff and consistently rank in the top ten colleges and universities in study abroad. Mascot is the terriers. Colors are black and gold

She was the salutatorian of her graduating class. She is headed to Wofford College in the fall.

Wofford's president Dr. Dunlap used to be a professional ballerina.

Wofford has more freaking squirrels than I have seen in my whole life.

Wofford College by Annimation March 11, 2011

Wofford brothers

the 2 cute brothers who go to the same school. they are funny and awesome to hang around. they are those boys that arent mean but still are a little in a good way. they are obsessed with gaming and might leave you on read. they are also athletic and really fun to hang around.

girl 1: "whos that?"
girl 2: "the wofford brothers, they're so hot!"
girl 1: "yea i wish they were mine."

Wofford brothers by googlieeeeyes April 10, 2020

Wofford brothers

girl 1: "whos that?"
girl 2: "the wofford brothers, they're so hot!"
girl 1: "yea i wish they were mine."

Wofford brothers by googlieeeeyes April 10, 2020

daniel wofford

White van wearing ladies man

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans and the hoes. Is the definition for Daniel wofford

daniel wofford by Damn Danny May 14, 2016

alexis wofford

Alexis Wofford is a girl who has dirty blonde hair, smells like waffle house constantly and has a FAT crush on Walker in 1st and 3rd period. Maybe they will date one day idk

omg did you guys see what alexis wofford said about walker...wtf!

alexis wofford by kmkmlkbufpfyi April 27, 2023

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026