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WIMPY LITTLE TURDS PARTY
AN "ORGANIZATION" OF FRUIT CAKES STARTED IN MELISSAS HEAD AND SPANNING ACROSS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OF HER Ass
Melissa *mumbles to herself insanely and relentlessly* "i have friends i have friends i have friends i have friends"
"theyre all in my head and on my big ass'
WLTP by AJ April 26, 2005
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Orginization originating in the Western United states in the summer of june 2004.
It is an orginization that shall not be messed with because anyone who shall challenge the orginization wltp shall live in fear for the rest of their lives.In othe words just don't even think about challenging us because we have recruits all over the continental united states & in all the foreign countries around the world. ( if you would like to be a recruit e-mail me & I will send you some info & application & you shall be kept posted on new info )
me and my fellow leaders of the orginization.
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