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Wow, just... wow. Expresses that you have no response to something that was just said.
<Person1> I had to break up with my girlfriend, she wanted a threesome with her best friend.
<Person2> ... wjw
wjw by mikecd May 22, 2008
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Pronounced wujawa. Acronym for woman's jeans wearer. A man who tries to stretch out jeans from the drier by shaking his butt into the jeans and then doing squats to get them to fit.
Did you see how Matt put on those jeans? What a wjw he is!
wjw by eischer April 12, 2009
Related Words
wjwam • wjw • WJWD • WJWGODS • WJWJ
It an acronym put together by a group of friends trying to be cool. Everybody is dying to know what it means but cant figure it out. originated in Ohio at a College called Heidelberg
Girl: Hey you have WJWGODS on your shirt... was does that mean?

Guy: Come back to the room with me... I can show you better than I can tell you.

Girl: Ok!
WJWGODS by wellgreasedman May 14, 2011
What Jesus Won't Do
Giving fortune to such a lazy people like you is WJWD
WJWD by Djapri November 4, 2008
Abbreviation for "Wee Joke, Wee Joke". being used commonly in certan online communities.

Used in similar situations as jk.
Toby: You smell! wjwj
WJWJ by Shaide December 17, 2008
The cause of death was wjwam
wjwam by Poosums November 24, 2023
A simplified term to ‘choke on your own spit’ originated in the English language. Only a term that is used for choking on your spit only.
“The cause of death was wjwam.”

“Oh shit I just had a wjwam.”

“We’re you choking because you were laughing or was it a wjwam?”
wjwam by Poosums November 24, 2023
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