Luser: "I just tried to install this POS software on my Whiz-bang setup, and it doesn't work!"
Master tech: "I have the exact same setup here, and it WJFFM. Why don't you RTFM, carefully, and try it again."

WJFFM by bogus billy October 11, 2008

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Wjfj • wjf • WJFFM • wjfjrn • WJFY

WJFY

Abbreviation -Weird Jesus Freaky. Somebody who has to put everything in the context of their Christian faith. Particularly those people that become hostile and aggressive when presented with hard facts that they feel are in opposition to their fervent religious beliefs.

We tried to talk to that dude from our school but he's gotten all WJFY he won't listen to anything. He's giving us the creeps.

WJFY by samalama13 June 14, 2010

Wjfj

Wjfj is Cracked at bedwars he hates Vijyx and is super cool

Wjfj is the coolest person ever.

Wjfj by Wjfj November 17, 2022

wjfjrn

Another less known word for the n-word. extremely offensive to black people.

whats up my wjfjrn.

wjfjrn by obama llama 69 September 7, 2021

Wjfj

Wjfj is a word that is used by few people and it means to be good at bedwars. This word started getting used when people saw a player by the name Wjfj playing the game and it began to grow in popularity with a group of people.

Vijyx is not wjfj.

Wjfj by Wjfj_I_mean_notwjfj November 17, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026