Witts 

A super-fun IRC game which can be played on the UnitedUsers nwtwork.

Zac and I have been playing Witts all day.

Witts by Chewbacca9999 November 14, 2005

Witts'd 

To get so drunk that you don't remember anything and undertake potentially fire-able offences

I went out drinking last week and so Witts'd that I ran naked through the town

Witts'd by bad boy wittsy May 27, 2019

Claire Witts 

A very pretty girl who is the best at everything. You won’t regret meeting her.
Also very cute.

You look very pretty today Claire Witts
Now you say thank you.
Thank you.

Claire Witts by ericisasherslonglostfather March 27, 2024

Witshrug 

When somebody is experiencing an extreme situation, and shrug with complete indifference because he has seen 1000 times worst.

John witshurged when the guy pointed his revolver at him because he knew he wasn't ready to kill. John got shot numerous times and he's able to recognize real killers from fake thugs.

When his friend asked him how he could witshrug when his life was in danger, he answered "I come from Medellin's guetto Pablo, this guy wouldn't kill a fly sucking his balls' dry"

Witshrug by mathieul April 2, 2021

garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler

garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

garrett watts by youtube-ular June 17, 2018

Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Garrett Watts 

Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff Hufflepuff

You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP

Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018