Witney

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A large town and one of the most ghettoest in Oxfordshire, now overridden with chavs and violent teenagers. Witney has its many council estates each with its own gang e.g. Burwell and Smiths. Common sights include under-age drinking and abusive insults to the general public. Residents of Witney, are called witneyites and refer to their town as "Shitney"

Pete: "See that guy over there?"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"

Witney by Pete Johny March 7, 2011

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Witney

is certainly a town in Oxfordshire, Uk
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself

hey, lets get out of shitney today, i mean, witney

Witney by the other man from the moon July 16, 2009

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Witney

Witney is a town is Oxfordshire, UK

I lIve in Witney. Its legend

Witney by Joe Pane January 31, 2007

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witney

A nice girl. With nice hair. Who drinks a lot and never wants the party to end. Loves to have fun and hates going to dying dog dinners. Care free and awesome.

Hey, did you see that girl?
Yeah, she's such a witney.

witney by Amazonbabe November 22, 2021

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witney gang

A group of wannabe roadmen that jack off to pictures of bikes

Bro I joined Witney gang the other day, apparently one of the members used a seat clamp on his cock one time.

Aren't seat clamps for bikes?

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witney gang by a member of witney gang November 28, 2020

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witney gang

A group of wannabe roadmen that jack off to pictures of bikes

Bro I joined Witney gang the other day, apparently one of the members used a seat clamp on his cock

Aren't seat clamps for bikes?

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witney gang by a member of witney gang November 28, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

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