A large town and one of the most ghettoest in Oxfordshire, now overridden with chavs and violent teenagers. Witney has its many council estates each with its own gang e.g. Burwell and Smiths. Common sights include under-age drinking and abusive insults to the general public. Residents of Witney, are called witneyites and refer to their town as "Shitney"
Pete: "See that guy over there?"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"
by Pete Johny February 21, 2011
is certainly a town in Oxfordshire, Uk
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself
by the other man from the moon July 16, 2009
by Joe Pane January 27, 2007
Bro I joined Witney gang the other day, apparently one of the members used a seat clamp on his cock
Aren't seat clamps for bikes?
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Aren't seat clamps for bikes?
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by a member of witney gang November 29, 2020
Bro I joined Witney gang the other day, apparently one of the members used a seat clamp on his cock one time.
Aren't seat clamps for bikes?
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Aren't seat clamps for bikes?
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by a member of witney gang November 28, 2020
A nice girl. With nice hair. Who drinks a lot and never wants the party to end. Loves to have fun and hates going to dying dog dinners. Care free and awesome.
by Amazonbabe November 22, 2021