Witney

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A large town and one of the most ghettoest in Oxfordshire, now overridden with chavs and violent teenagers. Witney has its many council estates each with its own gang e.g. Burwell and Smiths. Common sights include under-age drinking and abusive insults to the general public. Residents of Witney, are called witneyites and refer to their town as "Shitney"

Pete: "See that guy over there?"
Mike: "Yeah"
Pete: "He's from that shit-hole Witney"
Mike: "Eeewwwww"

Witney by Pete Johny March 7, 2011

Words you can keep

Witney

is certainly a town in Oxfordshire, Uk
once a beautiful market town, now a chav ridden hovel that has out grown itself

hey, lets get out of shitney today, i mean, witney

Witney by the other man from the moon July 16, 2009

Witney

Witney is a town is Oxfordshire, UK

I lIve in Witney. Its legend

Witney by Joe Pane January 31, 2007

witney

A nice girl. With nice hair. Who drinks a lot and never wants the party to end. Loves to have fun and hates going to dying dog dinners. Care free and awesome.

Hey, did you see that girl?
Yeah, she's such a witney.

witney by Amazonbabe November 22, 2021

witney gang

A group of wannabe roadmen that jack off to pictures of bikes

Bro I joined Witney gang the other day, apparently one of the members used a seat clamp on his cock

Aren't seat clamps for bikes?

...............

witney gang by a member of witney gang November 28, 2020

witney gang

A group of wannabe roadmen that jack off to pictures of bikes

Bro I joined Witney gang the other day, apparently one of the members used a seat clamp on his cock one time.

Aren't seat clamps for bikes?

...............

witney gang by a member of witney gang November 28, 2020

Fauchovah's Witness

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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