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The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.
Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?
witherage by Andy Sword November 6, 2010
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withernsea 

A small town on the north east coast of england. Populated largely by chavs and other inferior beings. Historically known as a sea side holiday destination, however, now only visited by wessies in their caravans. People never move out of Withernsea and everyone is related.
Person 1: Did you go to withernsea this weekend?
Person 2: We were going to go, but its a shit hole so we went to Brid instead.
withernsea by withernsea local June 21, 2009

Blink 182 Withdrawels 

Any form of emotional depression or low point resulting from partly, or wholly due to the hiatus of the Popular band, Blink 182
Blink 182 Withdrawels still affect many fans, even years after The band stopped recording

witheridge 

A small village in the depths of Devon, where children smoke cigarettes and drink like alcoholics, the place of the greatest house parties and village of many peodos and dope growers. Don’t mess with the witheridge lot because they’re bare ard.
I’m just off to witheridge for the greatest sesh of all time.
witheridge by Queenbadbitch123 October 28, 2017

WitherGamez 

WitherGamez is a shop called Wither/shop.com
WitherGamez by Rich9salinas May 27, 2018

witenagemot 

an Anglo-Saxon national council or parliament.
In a witenagemot held at Luton in November A.D.
witenagemot by helpmeimdumb June 19, 2018
someone who fulfils the chad persona beyond understanding of the average beta male/cuck
My names '_____ Witherden', lets talk about me let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bullet proof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot, video game life style of the two time of the international video game superstar.
Witherden by sizzzzie August 25, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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