witchoir Share definition Flag Used to define a particularly evil woman, probably pre-menstrual, of tall stature, but short skirt! Me: Oi Witchoir. Where's my dinner Witchoir: Up your ass where my broom will be soon witchoir by fagoir January 24, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the witchoir mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch