wise guy
wise guy by dirrtyboi101 July 10, 2005
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wise guy
1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
Person 1: Hey you idiot.
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
wise guy by not a wise guy September 7, 2006
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The Wise Guys
A bunch of losers who post offensive shit about dying children, people they find unattractive, and racist jokes. They think that following in the steps of the Satan Facebook page is cool, that they can get famous by getting reported a dozen times, and that they are far more attractive than anyone else even though they are run by a fat mexican, ugly dyke, scrawny emo faggot, a fat character off of King of the Hill, and some teenage daddy who should be taken care of their kid. (Can you say bad parenting?)
Losers. Don't like them.
Losers. Don't like them.
Henry: Who are the wise guys? What makes them so wise?
Jackie: They aren't wise, they're a bunch of wannabe newfags that need to get off the internet.
Henry: Where can I flag them at?
Jackie: www(dot)facebook(dot)com/TheRealWiseGuy
Jackie: They aren't wise, they're a bunch of wannabe newfags that need to get off the internet.
Henry: Where can I flag them at?
Jackie: www(dot)facebook(dot)com/TheRealWiseGuy
The Wise Guys by beckygraham August 3, 2012
Wiseguy Warning
It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.
That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.
Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023
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