WiseGuy’s

1a. Another name for testicular blood flow becoming normal at about age 40.

1b. At approximately age 40, when a man born with with Scot’s Balls / Scott’s Balls has Hormones flowing normal again.

1. WiseGuys : His WiseGuy’sare back to having normal blood flow.

2. His WiseGuy’s are still purple so he should become aware of getting Big Sac.

WiseGuy’s by Guruji Irv December 4, 2017

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The Wise Guys

A bunch of losers who post offensive shit about dying children, people they find unattractive, and racist jokes. They think that following in the steps of the Satan Facebook page is cool, that they can get famous by getting reported a dozen times, and that they are far more attractive than anyone else even though they are run by a fat mexican, ugly dyke, scrawny emo faggot, a fat character off of King of the Hill, and some teenage daddy who should be taken care of their kid. (Can you say bad parenting?)

Losers. Don't like them.

Henry: Who are the wise guys? What makes them so wise?
Jackie: They aren't wise, they're a bunch of wannabe newfags that need to get off the internet.
Henry: Where can I flag them at?
Jackie: www(dot)facebook(dot)com/TheRealWiseGuy

The Wise Guys by beckygraham August 3, 2012

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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