winternment

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the state or period of being forced or compelled to stay inside/indoors due to long periods of inclement winter weather

"Janice looked forward to her winternment every year; she saw it as an opportunity to curl up by her fireplace for long periods of time and catch up on her reading."

winternment by Eric Raynor August 29, 2007

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winternet

Internet use that takes place during winter, or winter-related Internet activities.

"Oh, lol, I'll check the winternet to see if today's a snow day."

winternet by poofie March 21, 2005

Related Words

winternment • winternet • wintermanteled • Wintermint Surprise • wintervention

Wintermint Surprise

Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.

"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"

"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."

"You're fucked up dude."

Wintermint Surprise by Dalane August 26, 2013

wintermanteled

When you get so fucked up you can’t see straight ,let alone talk to someone and look them straight in the eye. Or you spill shit everywhere

I was with my boys last night and I got so WINTERMANTELED ,!I got caught off from the bar and shit my pants.

wintermanteled by WINTERMANTELED March 2, 2019

Winternet

The reduced speed of your broadband due to the adverse effect of winter weather on overground phone lines

I am not enjoying the speed of my winternet today

Winternet by delaclo January 26, 2011

wintervention

1)Intervention of warm weather from the cold "winter" like weather.

2)Intervention of cold "winter" like weather from hot weather.

A wintervention is in order from this freezing weather.

wintervention by Dennis Dipp February 2, 2009

WINternet

A mythical land and/or type of credibility that nerds, trolls and forty year old virgins hope to achieve by winning pointless arguments on discussion boards, chats, threads, or forums.

"Yo, why won't you give up arguing your shitty point with no factual evidence on my status?"

"I'm trying to reach the winternet, bro"

WINternet by em=me April 24, 2017

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026