winternment

the state or period of being forced or compelled to stay inside/indoors due to long periods of inclement winter weather

"Janice looked forward to her winternment every year; she saw it as an opportunity to curl up by her fireplace for long periods of time and catch up on her reading."

by Eric Raynor August 29, 2007

winternet

Internet use that takes place during winter, or winter-related Internet activities.

"Oh, lol, I'll check the winternet to see if today's a snow day."

by poofie March 21, 2005

Wintermint Surprise

Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.

"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"

"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."

"You're fucked up dude."

by Dalane August 26, 2013

wintermanteled

When you get so fucked up you can’t see straight ,let alone talk to someone and look them straight in the eye. Or you spill shit everywhere

I was with my boys last night and I got so WINTERMANTELED ,!I got caught off from the bar and shit my pants.

by WINTERMANTELED March 2, 2019

Winternet

The reduced speed of your broadband due to the adverse effect of winter weather on overground phone lines

I am not enjoying the speed of my winternet today

by delaclo January 26, 2011

wintervention

1)Intervention of warm weather from the cold "winter" like weather.

2)Intervention of cold "winter" like weather from hot weather.

A wintervention is in order from this freezing weather.

by Dennis Dipp February 2, 2009

WINternet

A mythical land and/or type of credibility that nerds, trolls and forty year old virgins hope to achieve by winning pointless arguments on discussion boards, chats, threads, or forums.

"Yo, why won't you give up arguing your shitty point with no factual evidence on my status?"

"I'm trying to reach the winternet, bro"

by em=me April 24, 2017