Also known as just “the
Owl,” a brand of cheap ass wine that is sold at Aldi stores in states where it is legal to do so. Can be found at under four bucks a bottle, and at up to 13.5% alcohol. Produced in
California, likely by illegal Mexican workers.
Best bought in quantities of three bottles or more at a
time due to the variety of flavors. The types that
don’t taste completely awful are the Chardonnay, the Cabernet, and the Shiraz.
One of the worst tasting wines out there, but it comes in real bottles, is classier than Four Loko, and one bottle will get you shitfaced enough for the night!