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Gary Winthorpe 

A great fucking guy. Has a huge dick, gets all the lady’s and fucks your mom. A true legend
Gary Winthorpe is hung like Godzilla
Gary Winthorpe by EatThatPussy154 September 22, 2018

Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

Amy Winehands 

A game in which players tape 2 bottles of wine to their hands. One bottle of white which is usually drunk first while it is still cold, and one bottle of red. The player may not remove either bottle until both bottles have been finished. Similar to edward ciderhands.
I pissed myself earlier while playing Amy Winehands
Amy Winehands by DennisCarbon October 12, 2010

wineosaur 

What a doofus thinks a wine expert is called.
The wine list looks great, but let's ask a wineosaur for help.
wineosaur by El Barrel August 30, 2015
That wine ho can drink 2 bottles a day!
wine ho by katkatkat February 5, 2010

Winehousing 

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages following a night of intense drinking in order to fend off hangovers, shame and feelings of impending death; typically occurs in the morning or early afternoon.
"dude, I am dying after last night, aren't you hungover?"

"Nah, I'm good, I've been winehousing it since 9am. Is McDonald's still serving breakfast?"
Winehousing by lamaratl November 2, 2011