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willy bash 

An act of two or more males having an intense non homosexual act of 'bashing' male genitalia together. This act is enjoyed by the males but the male who lasts the longest shows dominance over the other males.
1. zaeem willy bashed ben and showed dominance.
2. after an intense willy bashing, luke found out just how good his father was willy bashing.
3. arjun willy bashed the orange midget, scott. scott found out just how powerful arjun is and respected him as an alpha male.

Willy bashing 

To bash the willy, for sexual pleasure
Mark: Narrrrrrrr Willy Bashing!!!!!!!
Willy bashing by Aceon April 20, 2006

bean-basher-willy-tacker 

meaning you have a small penis
you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

willybashing 

A form of self pleasure often exicuted by seady old men
Will cannot willybash or Will broke his penis willybashing
willybashing by Wastie April 20, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026