Wilsonic

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.

by ThePenIsMyHammer December 1, 2009

Wilsonic

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.

I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.

by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023

The Wilson

When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho

I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.

by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016

Wilson

adj: Describing a person who is super awesome. Very good at everything possible (except losing).

That kid is a total Wilson and is super cool

by Toblerone111 December 21, 2011

Wilsoning

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

by Haley Sparkles September 8, 2005

Wilson

A volleyball with a bloody handprint

With a smile on it

No Wilson!

by Badassmotherfucker9455 July 23, 2013

Wilson

Random, playful, very thoughtful. A really cute and adorable guy. Everyone loves a Wilson and Wilsons are cool to be friends with. Caring, weird, and awesome.

Damn, I want to be friends with a Wilson.

by omg28 July 31, 2012